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Missionary Isn’t Boring—You’re Just Doing It Wrong
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Missionary Isn’t Boring—You’re Just Doing It Wrong

Think missionary is boring? Turns out, it’s not the position—it’s your technique.

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Steven & Ember Shell
Feb 18, 2025
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Missionary Isn’t Boring—You’re Just Doing It Wrong
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For years, missionary has been unfairly labeled as the “vanilla” of sex positions—safe, predictable, the choice of those who refuse to embrace their inner acrobat. It’s the missionary of sex positions, if you will. But what if I told you that missionary isn’t the problem? You are.

Look, I say that with love. If your missionary position feels like a bland…

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